2015 resolution
sigh.
(via glitchbitch)
you know how sometimes you talk too much just to keep the conversation going and then afterwards you’re like, “i don’t trust that person at all, why did i say that, that was dumb, now they will use this information against me!” and then you think, “why am i so judgey, maybe they’re ok, maybe i’m should give them a chance” but you pick them apart anyway and then you feel doubly bad. and then you scroll through instagram to stop thinking about it but everyone’s filtered life looks so much better than yours.
OH WELL!
anyway. i wish i had gotten these stickers a while back but who am i kidding i would just put them in a plastic envelope on a shelf and never look at them again.
i don’t want a baby, i want to be a baby
— jenkirkman? said something like this more or less i think?
anyway. facebook thinks i need help cleaning my apartment and showed me this photo in an ad. who am i to argue with facebook?
mr. tree made me these pants that pretty much double my life (vitality? hitpoints?)!
so i thanked him publicly on facebook because people need to know that deep, fulfilling relationships are possible without babies or pda selfies or fancy anniversary dinners or presents or whatever sentimental bullshit gets 60+ likes on facebook these days.
i just love diablo so much.
finally found the opposite of my life in gif form
(Source: orokishinriki, via glitchbitch)
BWAHAHAHAAAAA i’m so glad i’m not 19 anymore!
these days i’m afraid that telling people my feelings might give them anxiety later. but seriously no one cares. mostly i’m just aiming for speaking in coherent sentences about anything.
This this this fuck fuck fuckkkk nothing has EVERR been more accurate and nothing ever will be… Fuckkk you!
(Source: mister-self-destructive, via reachforthestarskid-0)
omg THIS IS IT! this is how i can get a chinese character tattoo without looking like an a-hole! i can get a chinese character in a bitmap pixel font! that middle one looks pretty sweet.
The Shatin virus (1995) activates on the 1st of any month, when it displays a full screen message (你死了 Translation: You Died or 毋忘我 - Don’t Forget Me written yellow on blue background) and hangs the computer.
this is pretty much me at work: i try to dress up but forget pants and then i push stuff around that doesn’t need to be pushed.
(Source: dolllparts-xo, via unimpressedcats)
